the no sandwich
starting in bed, when a girl is all playful “noo, i dont wanna have s-x” but after some strategic maneuvering, you’re all up in that and shes like “yesssss, yessss, oh god, yesss”, but then the b-tch gets all back to the “no” in court a few months later.
yeah, she brought me to court for s-xual -ssault and hit me with “the no sandwich”. she swore to g-d both times…what a liar
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