The Norkus Experience


the kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.
ah, you had the norkus experience

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