The Norris Table


originated in the winter of 2011, the norris table was a bench located in illinois. after a hard night of f-cking with norris, the kids would go and “norris” at the norris table. unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the f-ggot -ss chicago cops.
-after running from norris-
ian- f-ck yeah that was awesome f-ck his baby
tom- where should we go now?
ian- f-ckin where else? the norris table.

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