The Number 8
a s-x position.
the man is sitting on a toilet in an entirely white room, taking a cr-p, as the girl is sitting on his lap f-cking him. the girl is pregnant, and also has her period at the time as well. both male and female are crying, and vomiting on each other. the male has a skunk duct taped to both arms, and is beating the girl senseless with the skunks bodies, producing a terrible stench on top of everything else. the girl must be in mid-labor and the male is f-cking the baby back into the womb. both members are sweating, and all bodily fluids are coming out at this time.
the only way the number 8 is completed is if the man successfully -j-c-l-t-s with all of the above occurring.
frank: wow john, you look awful…and you smell awful…and theres two dead skunks duct taped to your arms…what happened?
john: i just completed the number 8…
frank: thats impressive.
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