The Octopus

an aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man’s p-n-s with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of s-xual experience and common sense
“dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?”
“yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus i boned out”
when you are giving a bl-wj-b and you suddenly feel five fingers and a palm grasp the top of your head and push down with the force of an adult octopus.
omg my neck hurts sooo bad today!
why?
he hit me with the octopus last night -_-
a popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released – having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal p-ssage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to -ssist with the wafting of said aroma. thus imitating the gait of an octopus.
q – why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

a – johns just let one rip and he’s giving it the octopus
a bong with 4 rods and 4 drop pipes many quite large in size. made for relaxing and chilling with three mates
tom: yo dog you wan come smoke with the octopus

henry: yeah man ill bring to more people
a woman who’s f-nny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large f-nny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.
hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.
this is the process of fisting whereby, you insert your hands back to back and wiggle your fingers. called the octopus due to there being eight fingers in there.
“got this chick last night, she let me do “the octopus” on her!”
n., the octopus is one of many s-xual positions, similar in form to both the b-tterfly and “squashing the deckchair”. the receiver lays on her back, with waist at the edge of a bed (-ss hanging off). the giver stands next to the bed, with the receiver’s legs on his shoulders. while penetrating, the giver may–at his discretion–lean forward to create extra tension. increased tension causes increased tightness, resulting in a tight deep-d-cking.
i got this girl in the octopus last night.

you ready to feel the octopus?

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