the ol’ five-piece



the act of holding someone down and raping them. the reason this h*llish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a p*n*s.
ex: i visited your mom last night and gave her the ol’ five-piece.

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