The Ol’ Michelin Tire Routine
the routine is a set of s-xual actions performed to enhance intercourse. the routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. she then (with -ssistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male’s erect phallus. once the p-n-s is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his p-n-s.
guy1 – “dude! how was the date with that yoga teacher last night?”
guy2 – “broski, it was awesome! i gave her the ol’ michelin tire routine! it was totally sweet!”
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