The ‘Ol Stretcheroo


when you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid c-ck in front of a friend. pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the c-ck so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell “yeahh” while nodding your head up and down .
joe mistook jamal’s shlong for a piece of black licorice when jamal was having his time with the ‘ol stretcheroo. this explains a lot about jamal but i still don’t know where my bike is.

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