The Old Door Trick
the method of removing a soiled tampon by connecting the string to a doorkn-b with a longer string and then slamming the door. similar to how adult teeth are extracted.
it is common practice and courtesy to drape plastic sheeting along the walls, ceiling, and flooring if this is not performed in one’s own home.
lina: “oh sh-t, my period ended a week ago and i forgot to take out my tampon! it looks like it’s not budging… i better resort to the old door trick before the tss sets in!”
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