the old Wamsuttas


literally, a set of bedsheets common to new englanders, named for a 17th century wampanoag sachem. used as a double entendre by carla tortelli in an episode of cheers to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.
carla: tell me something, red. are professional athletes better between the old wamsuttas than ordinary men?

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