on january 20th 2017 the orange one takes office.
- hog f*ck
when you eat someone’s *ss so hard you snort i want to hog f*ck sophia
- herro syndrome
when an asian person replaces all the l’s in a sentence with r’s person 1: herro! i was wondering if you would rike some beef and broccori for dinner tonight. person 2: dude, you sound like an asian guy with herro syndrome. person 1: but i onry wanted to cook for the famiry.
bouncing big fax machine b**bs parisa has such a bobili
- biersack influenza
like bieber fever except infinitely better because it’s andy biersack instead -omg becky i love justin bieber -f*ck you -but he’s such a good singer -f*ck you -i have such bieber fever -b*tch ive got biersack influenza