The Paddlewheel
a double handed handjob where the giver whilst on their knees in front of recipient grasps the base of the p-n-s and pulls toward their mouth and as the first hand p-sses over the tip releasing the p-n-s the giver then spits on palm of said hand followed by the second hand grabbing the base and repeating the continous circular (paddlewheel) like motion
the paddlewheel
1. a form of handjob
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