The Panty Punisher
-the horrible/nasty/trashy pair of panties that a woman keeps in order to motivate herself not to run out of clean underwear.
dammit i thought i had at least 2 clean pairs of panties left! oh f-ck no, ain’t no way in h-ll i’m wearing the double p (the panty punisher) for my date tonight- pull over, i gotta get some woolite but quick y’all.
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