The Pendulum
when a man puts his b-lls on your eyelids and slaps his c-ck against your face
tirico: d-mn tanner really gave porky the pendulum.
louie: thats the ultimate show of disrespect.
when a man is on a swing, gaining momentum, and the woman is on the ground in front of the man bent over. the man then swings down and taps her -ss and then swings back, and then when he swings forward again, tapping her -ss, and doing so over and over again.
joe used the pendulum on me so hard on the playground yesterday.
when you pierce the skin between the v-g-n- and the -n-s then put some string through it (a shoe lace). then dangle a 3 pound weight from it and then swing the pendulum into the erect p-n-s (chuckney channel) ta dah.
oh god my d-ck hurts from last night . my girl friend gave me the pendulum.
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