The perfect month
getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.
barney stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; how i met your mother.
barney: -remember when i banged 7 girls in a week.
lily: -yeah, the perfect week.
barney: -i just accomplished the perfect month
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