The Perversity meter


a color coded scale of how perverse one is.

severe(red): severely perverted. so perverted that you can’t even stand them. takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. needs help.
high(orange): highly perverted. often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. is annoying to talk to sometimes.
elevated(yellow): significantly perverted. makes innuendoes from time to time.
guarded(blue): generally perverted. the average amount of how perverted one usually is.
low(green): not perverted at all. is probably either a p-ssy or their religon forbids perverseness.
many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. for example:
sever(red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general -ssholes. oh, and the todd too.
high(orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
elevated(yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
guarded(blue) usually consists of regular people. people who see the perverseness in situations but don’t always say how they’re perverted.
low(green) usually consists of 40 year old virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.

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