The Pigeon

a s-xual technique / practical joke.

for a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. this male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may p-ss. on the point of -j-c-l-t–n, said male must aim his spray at a p-sser-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon cr-pping on this p-sser-by. when the p-sser-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling p-n-s and b-llsack and potentially an extra drop or two.

-note- this can also become a couples event. as long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the “shooter” likes to m-st-rb-t- at.
p-sser-by (to self): “awww, not a pigeon cr-p, on my new armani suit! i’ve got an important international business meeting in a minute. (looking up into the tree he is p-ssing)

naked tree-man: “you just hit with the pigeon b-tch!”

p-sser-by: “you don’t mean to tell me this is s-m-n? oh sh-t, oh sh-t”
when you jerk off out a window or off a bridge
i gave that chick downstairs the pigeon.