The Pirate

when you are getting a bl-w j-b, and you wait and -j-c-l-t- in her eye. after that you kick her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to f-ck! she will be saying “argggh!!!”
i gave my girlfriend “the pirate” last night, and she still can’t get the j-z out of her eye!
when you are about to blow your load, take it out and shoot it in one of the girl’s eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate
dag yo, the b-tch was hobblin around after a gave her the pirate
when you blow a load in a chicks eye, then kick her in the shin. she then hops around on one leg with one eye open yelling aaarrrrrrgh!
that b-tch is the pirate
guy c-ms in your eye and you yell arghhhhh.
when a guy c-ms in your eye and you yell argh it’s called the pirate.
while a man and woman are having s-x, the man kicks the woman in the shin and c-ms in her eye. causing her to wear an eyepatch
jenny why are you wearing an eyepatch? this guy i f-cked last night tried out this weird s-x position called the pirate.
when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your c-ck, spit on her back, c-m in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say “aaaaarr”
here is the pirate:
“oh that’s good”
-hoch- -ptoo-
“what the f…”
-splat-
-gasp-
-kick-
“aaaarrrr”
driving home from the bar sh-tfaced and having to cover one eye to prevent seeing double.
clyde mcbride: “bro i got sh-tfaced last night at the bar and had to do the pirate to get home!” kill: “dude you’re a sh-tbag!”