The Pivs
a dubious mercury-poisoning-like illness named after actor jeremy piven. the first doc-mented case befell actor jeremy piven back in 2009 and caused him to miss several performances of the broadway production of speed the plow. while piven claims that the illness is caused by eating too much sushi, it my be exacerbated by excessive partying, drinking, s-x with prost-tutes, and overall douchiness.
i can’t go out for sushi with those wh-r-s again. i may get a case of the pivs.
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