the platinum rule
the platinum rule is the rule above the golden rule. the golden rule being “love thy neighbor”; the platinum rule is “never ever, ever, ever ‘love’ thy neighbor” (have s-x or intimate relations with them).
the platinum rule comes from the bro code article 83: a bro shall, at all costs, honor the platinum rule: never, ever, ever ever “love” thy neighbor. in particular, a bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.
the 9 stages of the platinum rule are: attraction, bargaining, submission, perks, tipping point, purgatory, confrontation, fall out, and co-existance.
attraction: getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
bargaining: saying that all would be alright and the platinum rule will not apply
submission: giving in to the relationship
perks: noticing the upsides to the relationship
tipping point: when you notice that it won’t work out
purgatory: the never ending suffering that will follow
confrontation:ending the relationship
fall out: a reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
co-existance: learning to live with that person(s)
such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.
anthony: hey i’m gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
david: don’t p–p where you eat anthony.
anthony: what do you mean?
david: the platinum rule.
anthony: no, this doesn’t count.
-a few weeks later-
anthony: you were right. this relationship was a total failure.
david:the platinum rule is proven once again.
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