The Poltergeist


needed: 2-5 people

a s-xual act, similar in nature to the houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having s-x.

during s-x, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. at a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. the person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, poltergeist.

hilarity ensues.
guy 1: “man, i got lucky last night but my f-cking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! lights, screaming, the works”

guy 2: “that blows man… was the look on her face worth it though?”

guy 1: “haha, yeah it totally was.”
the s-xual act of having your partner hangs onto the headboard and you hold onto the lower thighs inserting the p-n-s into the other members hole. the one hanging onto the headboard twists and turns while the other partner forcefully has intercourse. the one inserting yells ” carl anne dont go into the light “.
that b-tch is freaky, she made me do the poltergeist to her -ss last night.

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