The Porky Pig
when a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. however, instead of proceding to have s-x, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately m-st-rb-t-s (alone) in the corner. after getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): “that’s all folks!” he then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.
wow, that b-tch really wanted the d but was so annoying that i just had to give her the porky pig!
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when you wrap your d-ck in bacon and nail a girl then when you finish she eats the bacon.
jim gave his girl the porky pig because she likes bacon everywhere.
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