the pornonet
the p-rno superhighway now misnamed “the internet” because of all the news and information sites that have started to overrun it.
jason “dammit, i can’t seem to find the p-rn through all these stupid news sites. i remember the good old days on the p-rnonet when cnn.com stood for cans nipples and navels.”
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