The Post-Haste
(n.) a legendary venue located in san francisco’s lower pacific heights district known widely among san franciscan’s as the contemporary go-to spot for wildly exotic and scintillating social gatherings.
the post-haste has hosted crowd-pleasing events such as the south of the border occupation celebration, roll up a phatty – sushi, wrath of the renaissance, rubies and ruphies, live 3 or die, and 80’s for adam.
“hey are you going to prom at the post-haste this sat-rday?”
“oh h-ll ya, i’m going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the macarena until my eyes bleed.”
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