The Preemtive Strike
when the guy is about to c-m during s-x, pulls out, and the girl slaps his d-ck so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue b-lls because he can no longer finish.
-may be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving hiv from someone they cannot resist having s-x with.
-may also be used by a rude b-tch who is selfish and wants n-body but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
i got it in with her the other night; i knew she was selfish, but i didn’t think she’d go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! what a b-tch!
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