The Prestige

a s-x act based on the ‘teleporting man’ illusion from the movie the prestige.
an unsuspecting female partic-p-nt engages in s-x in the ‘doggy style’ position in a dark room with the ‘magician’ while his friend hides in a cupboard. in the middle of the act, the magician pulls out and his friend sneakily swaps into position as the magician quietly exits through a window.
the climax of the trick is when the magician re-appears at the door fully clothed and turns on the light and reveals himself to the much surprised partic-p-nt.
last night i brought home a girl that thought she was all that. imagine her surprise when me and my dad got her with ‘the prestige’.
when nutting on my girlfriend’s t-ts one day, i had her jerking me off. she put too much pressure on the underside of my d-ck so when i came nothing came out. she looked very surprised and took her hand off. in doing this she unleashed the pressure of the backed up c-m and it came shooting out all over her face.

the name prestige comes from her making my c-m disappear, then reappear as the prestige part of the act, all over her unsuspecting face.
i gave that chick the prestige last night, she didn’t see it c-mming.
the drink of choice for people that exceed level 1000 of dopeness. combine gin, orange juice, and sprite/sierra mist. goes down easily, like your mom in her 20’s.
let’s get weird tonight. mix the prestige and i’ll bake the bagel bites.

i made her a cup of the prestige, and she said it was the best thing she ever tasted not counting me.
when coitus is occurring and you notify your partner that you are wearing a condom to protect against pregnancy and stds. but you are, in fact, going raw up in that b-tch. when it results in a pregnancy, you disappear. it’s based on the movie of the same t-tle and the houdini.
are you watching closely? the pledge (i love you), the turn (i respect you, of course i’m wearing a condom), the prestige (i’ve gotta leave town ’cause her eggo is preggo).
when you are in a hot tub getting a bl-w j-b from a woman while playing cod. said woman has also provided you with a sandwich beforehand if you were to get hungry during the fun.
guy 1: “dude my girlfriend let the prestige happen last night.”
guy 2: “what kind of sandwich?”
guy 1: “she made me a grilled cheese!”