The Puke Roast
sandwhich of person, of fem-mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.
the towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.
“lasr monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to mandy in the style of a spit-roast. while pleasure of her + and – intensified our stomachs heaved bl–dy murder. during our s-xual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the puke roast fasion”
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