the purple penis mobile
psilocybin, lsd, mesculine. taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the purple p-n-s mobile. no one can descibe it the same way because you’re face melting off is a little more distracting but f-ck it, its crazy!
take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the purple p-n-s mobile will be revealed!
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