The Rad Russian


eric cartman’s wrastling alias on the comedy central cartoon south park. a member of the w.t.f. (wrestling takedown federation), the rad russian faces such foes as triceratops, sgt. hammerclaw, stan the man, juggernaut, and el polo loco.
wrastling coach: let’s get some volunteers so why don’t you come over here young man what’s your name?
cartman: the rad russian
wrastling coach: what?
cartman: you capitalist swine i craush you!

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