The Raging Fireman
ingredients: p-b-s, p-n-s, bacardi 151, computer, lighter.
time: 4 months
steps:
1. let your p-b-s grow out for 4 months.
2. lightly soak your p-b-s in bacardi 151.
3. open your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your p-b-s.
5. soak the flames with a giant load of c-m.
person 1: why does pete’s desk have burnt marks on it?
person 2: he thinks the raging fireman is better an cocaine.
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