The Randy Johnson


when a guy is railing a chick in the -ss with his big unit, he simultaneously sh-ts into a baseball mit then in dirty sanchez fashion smothers his partners face in the sh-t laden glove.

my new girlfriend loves baseball,so last night i bent her over the couch and gave her the randy johnson!!! it was freakin’ awesome!

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