The Reciter
name for barack obama because of his heavy reliance on teleprompters. while some mistakenly call him a great orator, he is actually a mere babbler without his teleprompter. he is now known as the the reciter, or in england as the great reciter.
the reciter thanked himself during a st. patrick’s day speech because he can’t think and recite off the teleprompter at the same time.
did you see the reciter’s impromptu speech when his teleprompter broke? he never made one complete sentence.
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