the red haired stalker


a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in cl-ss if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of “monty”
the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red sh-t hangin from your face.

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