a s-xual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. the female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. one at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their p-n-s inside of the woman’s v-g-n- (not unlike the land shark). the first man to successfully land inside of the woman’s v-g-n- then yells “red five standing by!” while the rest of the men look on with blue b-lls.
man: hey, i was thinking about having the guys over. we could mix things up, you know? we could try the red squadron?
wife: you know that’s unfair. tom is an experienced marksman. he’d have you beat in an instant, and i don’t need his microp-n-s inside of me.
a tornado full of moist and unused shafts, and you can use it in anyway you want.:) i just seen a shaftnado outside . i hope that i wont get wet.
the act of jacking off in a manner only known by gary johnson, aka jaguar johnson. jaguar johnson, aka gary johnson, went home after work one day and grabbed his laptop, pulled up a funky, vintage p-rno flick, and while jag’n off, proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.
- holy cheezus
the jesus of the grilled cheese world. everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he’s holy and s-xy as a grilled cheezus could be. dam i love me some cheezus! i pray to the holy cheezus but when i pray, i wanna eat him
- megan sales
normally described as the b-lls of the camel friend 1 : ergh look you can see the camel b-lls friend 2 : you mean the megan sales
- danish dryer
when hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. you then close the hatches and run the turbine. the rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil. the only way to clean up this leak […]