a s*xual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. the female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. one at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their p*n*s inside of the woman’s v*g*n* (not unlike the land shark). the first man to successfully land inside of the woman’s v*g*n* then yells “red five standing by!” while the rest of the men look on with blue b*lls.
man: hey, i was thinking about having the guys over. we could mix things up, you know? we could try the red squadron?
wife: you know that’s unfair. tom is an experienced marksman. he’d have you beat in an instant, and i don’t need his microp*n*s inside of me.
a tornado full of moist and unused shafts, and you can use it in anyway you want.:) i just seen a shaftnado outside . i hope that i wont get wet.
the act of jacking off in a manner only known by gary johnson, aka jaguar johnson. jaguar johnson, aka gary johnson, went home after work one day and grabbed his laptop, pulled up a funky, vintage p*rno flick, and while jag’n off, proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.
- holy cheezus
the jesus of the grilled cheese world. everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he’s holy and s*xy as a grilled cheezus could be. dam i love me some cheezus! i pray to the holy cheezus but when i pray, i wanna eat him
- megan sales
normally described as the b*lls of the camel friend 1 : ergh look you can see the camel b*lls friend 2 : you mean the megan sales