the revenant


a combination of shots in honor of leonardo dicaprio’s oscar.

1). shot of amaretto (or any other pretentious italian liquor); followed by,
2). a bear fight (jagerbomb chased by an irish carbomb)

should be completed as quickly as possible.
guy 1: “hey let’s order a bear fight?”

guy 2: ” let’s see if leo wins this time and get the revenant instead!”

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