The Rifles


a kick-ss indie band from chingford, london. it consists of joel stoker (vocals, guitar), lucus crowther (guitar, vocals), rob pyne (b-ss guitar, vocals), and grant marsh (drums, percussion).
awesome songs?
“local boy”
“when i’m alone”
“peace and quiet”
“science in violence”
“fall to sorrow”
“history”
i saw the rifles last night and they kicked -ss.

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