The Ripper
t-tle bestowed upon a person who pushes physical limits to inhuman levels. commonly described as a modern marvel to mankind.
“did you hear about the guy who lifted a mountain?”
“yeah, the call him the ripper.”
when a man stands over a kneeling blonde woman. he places her hair over his erection and wraps it around his shaft two times. the woman then takes the mans erect p-n-s in both of her hands and m-st-rb-t-s him furiously, just as the man is about to c-m he must do a backflip, pulling out a chunk of the womans hair as he c-ms directly onto her bald patch when he lands.
i want to try the ripper on my girlfriend.
a strip club
jon went to the ripper to see some beautiful women and get a lap dance.
three in the pink, one in the stink
man, i don’t think she survived the ripper
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