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• nazify

  to take someone’s words and deliberatly misinterpret them to be preachings of n-z-sm. the press took arnold’s words about hitler and decided to n-z-fy them to make him look like a n-z-. 1 more definition (nats-if-eye) to impose one’s will/ideas onto others for no apparent reason the dean n-z-fies everyone schools n-z-fy conformity unto everyone

• spermhoarder

  1 n. a person (usually male) who is not prepared to spill their seed in any way shape or form. also a sperm-bank robber eric is a spermh–rder.

• Bfugly

  the word used to describe a b-tt f-cking ugly person. josh is bfugly. shes to bfugly for me. 2 more definitions (n) a word describing something as b-tt f-cking ugly that b-tch is bfugly. when the person is so ugly/unattractive, he/she is b-tt f-cking ugly d-mn, that chick is b’fugly!!

• sphincter mummy

  residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one’s r-ct-m. these artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. however, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy. “i was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. howard carter would […]

• honig

  a greeting between friends, used like “hi” or “hey.” generally responded to with a repeat of “honig.” typically used in p-ssing. originates from the mit chapter of tau epsilon phi where david honig was a notoriously antisocial brother. in particular, he reacted with pr-nounced paranoia to hearing his name spoken. accordingly, his name started being […]

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