The Roofus Cooper


is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their b-tthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with -n-l s-x while making noises of the animal of your choice.
b-tch got out of line, so i roofus coopered her -ss.

i roofus coop’d the sl-t up so she couldn’t get away.

you can’t have a party with the roofus cooper.

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