The rule of 8
the rules you must follow if you are a guy to become a male p-rn star.
the rule of 8
you must be able to go, with out blowing your load, for 88 minutes (average of 6 times longer than a normal session)
you must live in the 831 area code (not sure really, but northern hollywood…so around there)
you must be at least 8 inches….that gets most guys caught lying through their teeth (length is important, if it’s too small, you can’t see it on camera)
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