The Rusty Meat Hook
when you are f-cking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her -ss. when she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.
i f-cked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can’t speak correctly.
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