when sam feeds for first 30 minutes of a dota game, only to come back by last hitting all the enemies he can.
tom: “omg sam is feeding again on sniper”
darren: “don’t worry he’ll come back from our god tier 9k plays later on and carry us”
tom: “thank f*ck, i’m too r*t*rded to carry us lategame”
darren: “”the sam effect” it never ends”
tom: “f*cking kill me”
a boy who is named after someone from the bible and eats apple sauce and wears striped shirts he is a very much so snickerpussdrummer
when music is so good that you spell majestic wrong. “that was majetic” “an airplane is flying over the pacific and spots a ship the boats name was majetic.”
- hartnett hangover
how one feels when one is repeatedly powed unrealistically over an hour and a half, where one’s partner then asks “did you have fun??” i can’t believe that how sore i am after he gave me the hartnett hangover last night.
a sn*bby little brat who wont stop until she gets her way. she hates people who are dating her crushes even though she is a sl*t and has many. ewwww….. watch out for tipanga.