The Sammy Hagar Paradox
first seen in his song ent-tled “i can’t drive 55” it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for sammy hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). no matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. the speedometer on any transportation device that sammy hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). therefore, it is thought that perhaps sammy hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and sp-ce to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. this act of bending time and sp-ce is currently being researched by professor stephen hawking the british theoretical physicist.
i saw sammy hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn’t go 55 mph…its that d-mn sammy hagar paradox
a simple fun game to play with the sammy hagar paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell “i can’t drive 55!”… don’t worry everyone wins because it is the sammy hagar paradox
whenever sammy hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
you can take sammy hagar’s licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn’t matter because he can’t drive 55
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