the sandler
when you are home sick from school, and m-st-rb-t- to hot men eating cantelope
“i didn’t feel well so just stroked the pole and pulled the sandler all day long”
a s-x position that is performed in a tent in your back yard done to your thid grade teacher and involves ice cubes, a nine iron, and a water buffalo, live or stuffed(preferably stuffed for saftey sakes)
oh miss third grade teacher perform the sandler to you all math cl-ss long.
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