The Santa Claus
a variation on the captain blackbeard maneuver.
the santa claus is a s-xual act in which a person is -n-lly f-cking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. their partner, a g-ssy individual, farts all of the acc-mulated c-m into the face of the rim job giver.
the resulting appearance is a white beard resembling santa claus.
bob and tom were having b-tt s-x. tom started to give bob a rim job, and bob gave tom the santa claus
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