the scrambling ferret
the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style s-x with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your p-n-s, without missing a beat and put it in her -n-s. she will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.
smashed this chick surprise in the -ss and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall
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