The Seasoning
after a session of hot, p-ssionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. the smaller spoon will then ‘season’ the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and b-tt sweat.
jamie small spoon: “30 seconds, my record!”
darren big spoon: -profoundly blows his booty trumpet-
jamie small spoon: “what the h-ll? what makes you think that now’s a good time for the seasoning?!”
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