the secret handshake
a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop – i define it as heaven to my ears.
the secret handshake is amazing.
it starts off with a girl agreeing to let you slap her bare -ss. it gets fun when you then proceed to tickle her kooch a bit, she jumps up a little, and then you slap her -ss with a vengeance. often times she will get upset and you may have to make a quick exit.
man, ashley sure jumped last night when i gave her the secret handshake. i don’t understand why she seemed so mad.
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