The Serna
the serna is the most badest -sstest rockstar you have ever seen. when women see him they want to do him. when men see him they want to be him, and some want to do him. no one can touch his beer pong skills, and he wears his beer pong champ belt with pride. he is also great at giving advice. when you have a problem and you just dont know what to do he just says “dont worry about it” and everything just seems to be ok. the serna, aka rockstar!
hey ther is the serna, he is the one and only rockstar!
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