The Shaka


to finger a girl with two fingers while placing a third in her toosh
two in the gr-ss, one in the -ss
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the shaka is re-slanging the term, “the shocker.” it is when the two first fingers are placed in the v-g-n-, while the pinky finger is placed in the -n-s. the ring finger is tucked away during this process.

obviously, the term was coined because the broad gets shocked when she catches one in the b-tt as well as the vag.
“so i pulled off her undie wundies and put two in the pink, and one in the stink..”
“oh d-mn!! you gave her the shocker?!”
“h-llz yeah brotha, h-llz yeah.”
derivative of the shocker in which the previously excluded ring finger is used purposefully and joyously by at least one of the s-xual partners.
the thumb is to be pressed tightly to the outside of the index finger whilst inserted into the honey pot. simultaneously, the middle, ring and pinkey finger are to be inserted into the dark knot (the good lord willing).
first seen displayed publicly at the university of illinois/urbana champaign as a show of support in the pursuit of shaka smart as new men’s basketball coach.

i’ll see your stinker witchita, an raise you two!

bet your sweet little -sses it smarts ladies-!!!

-may not hold true to women hailing from michigan…
mixed it up a li’l last night an threw the shaka at the girlfriend!

sweet! good times?

h-ll yeah! li’l nervous this morning though… i can’t find my wedding ring!

shaka zulu! that’s why i went with the tattoo!
to make sweet sweet love to a woman while looking totally adorable
wow, look at that totally cool stud pulling off a shaka

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